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I'm Kelly. Les Mis is really great. I am not.

maddoraptor:

edwrad:

are tectonic plates dishwasher safe?

idk but they’re perfect for a continental breakfast

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lonelyboredandhorny:

something a little more goofy

say hi to marky

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tickatocka:

i aspire to be one of those people who are known for always smelling good and treating people kindly

tagged: me too  mo  it's you  
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rainydayscoffeeandbooks:

hazelshaw:

I wonder if those people are still a fan of John’s today

nocturnalbookworm
I FOUND IT.
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proletarianprincess:

thebaeddeljar:

"Average Scottish singer would walk 3 miles" factoid actualy a statistical error. Average Scottish singer would walk 0 miles. Charlie and Craig Reid, who would walk 500 miles and would walk 500 more, are outliers adn should not have been counted.

im so mad

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cosetteofficial:

new life motto: what would laurel castillo do

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birdsy-purplefishes:

ballvvasher:

jessirose02:

I present to you, Bucky Barnes wearing a Hitler t shirt.

image

That’s the best use of this reaction image I think I’ll ever see.

tagged: marvel  
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stunningpicture:

Scribbles

tagged: art  mo  
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discard-and-discover:

totally me if i ever had her job

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Last night I was performing at a school thing and I was really nervous before, so I started drawing on myself in marker. I did two fractals and a slug cat on my forearm. Then, I turned to my friend and asked what I should draw next and she just took the marker and my arm and wrote “you’re amazing” on my wrist and

I can’t deal with this why are people nice to me

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ectoplasmicinterloper:

back when i was a bee keeper my bees were really gentle and one time i scooped up a handful of them and i got rly emotional and wanted to kiss them and i essentially faceplanted myself into a palm full of bees while crying and that’s an important fact about me

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flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

tagged: mo  jordan  
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spookystrid:

thebobblehat:

ivorytowermind:

roachpatrol:

quintobatchh:

strawberrypatty:

itseasytoremember:

bludgertothehead:

marauderdream:

this week on tumblr: everyone realizes how much of a badass neville was all along 

and maybe finally realizing that Snape was a complete asshole not a misunderstood man

Neville Longbottom: He woulda done it in 4 books

Also pointing out: Snape was an asshole to Neville because of his obsession with Lilly. He was pissed off Voldemort chose Harry rather than Neville.

Snape tortured two young boys because of an obsession with a dead, married woman.

Also: a dead married woman who turned him down when she was alive

A dead married woman who turned him down when she was alive because he went from being a supportive friend to a vicious asshole who joined a terrorist organization dedicated to eradicating her and she got fed the fuck up with his shit

#later he redeemed himselfy by#um#well#uh#hmm

it’s back and I’m happy

albus severus you were named after two shitheads, i dont really know what i was thinking

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zodiac queens

thiccbitch:

aries: passionate, Real, and assertive queen who won’t take ur shit
taurus: mad chill queen who is probably joking on u right now bc they love you
gemini: fun and sociable queen who knows everything and parties a lot
cancer: sweet queen who reminds u of ur mom and cries during every movie
leo: The Queen who is generous, animated, and loves to be loved
virgo: angelic queen who is in charge and radiates idyllic vibes; beyonce
libra: not a queen but the goddess aphrodite; probably likes art and does perfect winged eyeliner 
scorpio: dark yet kind queen who’s always feelin some type of way; likes ghosts
sagittarius: philosophical and free-spirited queen; probably a fairy or something else that doesn’t like rules
capricorn: narcissistic Queen of Everything who werks hard and plays harder
aquarius: idealistic and unique queen who talks about world issues at parties
pisces: dreamy and ethereal queen who is probably sleeping rn as a means to rebel

tagged: dakota  carly  
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Anonymous ask:
So, story time: I am a transman. I got set up on a blind date with a lady. Nervous at first, but we really hit it off. She is gorgeous and sweet and we're both having the time of our lives, and long story short, we end up back at my place. Around the time things get going, I realize she doesn't know: virtually no one does (the friend who set me up on the date sure didn't). So I start to panic a little, because while I am totally into this girl, I've been turned down before when people (c)

luvlysmilk:

molly-ren:

pervocracy:

get past the pants. So I’m suddenly freaking out, and as much as I love that this is happening, I’m trying to defuse the moment a little. I REALLY like this girl, I really don’t want to blow this. So she seems concerned, and asks what’s wrong, and she looks really freaked out that she’s hurt me or something (or so i assumed). At this point, we’re both nearing panic attack territory, and attempt to stop. While we’re trying to detangle from each other, I realize why she’s freaking out:

she’s gotten hard. Turns out, she’s trans as well, and was scared my panic was because I had realized, and was trying to bail on her for it. I explain, and she cracks the fuck up, and so do I, and long story short: we’ve been married for three years now. I figured you might enjoy, as you’re one of my favorite blogs for relationship/sexuality things, and I thought I should share. :D

Awww.  <3  Thank you so much for sharing, and congrats to you and your wife!

THIS IS THE BEST DATING STORY

Omfg… That doesnt even sound real, i…. Omg…

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