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I'm Kelly. Les Mis is really great. I am not.

Anonymous ask:
Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|

fishingboatproceeds:

"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."

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Out of all of Les Amis, who do you think would be the most likely to randomly show up to a meeting with a baby goat?

theladyragnell:

See, this is a difficult question not because I think any of them wouldn’t but because I think they all definitely would.

Enjolras shows up in a temper because someone was abusing a baby goat and who does things like that and raging about the injustices of animal abuse while cuddling the baby.

Combeferre is goat-sitting and enthuses about the many and varied uses for goats and has his goat litter-trained and thus figures he may as well bring it out to get socialized.

Courfeyrac confiscated the kid because it was being held as evidence at the police station or something and it was bleating and really, Enjolras, what was he supposed to do, leave it there?

One of Feuilly’s neighbors had the goat but couldn’t take care of it anymore, so he took it in, and it’s still young enough to need frequent feeding, so he brings it to the meeting.

Jehan turns up with the goat following at his heels, announces he’s named it Eurydice because it followed him out of hell, and declines to explain further. When Combeferre points out it is a boy goat he only gets a withering look in response.

Joly and Bossuet turn up with a goat, Bossuet’s arm in a sling, and about six bags full of potential goat foods Joly wants to try. Both of them look very shifty. They all decide it is probably best not to ask.

Bahorel met this dude with a baller goat, and the dude was totally an asshole, so he punched him out and took the goat. The goat’s name is Rex. Like T. Rex, Enjolras, cool it, I’m not indoctrinating my goat into the monarchy.

Some model for one of Grantaire’s art classes came with a goat because they thought it would make for a good ~pastoral painting~ or something, and then left the goat there, so Grantaire shrugged and brought it with him. It’s named Bottle. Shut up, Courfeyrac, that’s a totally legit goat name.

Marius does not know why this goat is following him will someone please help him and stop giggling and taking pictures :(((((

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tagged: art  
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silkvelvetnight:

Mod Yves Saint Laurent, 1969.

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I’m not a drama queen, I’m a drama representative democratically chosen by the people —Enjolras, probably (via tunedintoangelradio)
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Here lies Ann Mann
She lived an old maid
and died an old Mann. —Gravestone in Bath Abbey, England (via ladyhistory)
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studsgalaxy:

LOOK AT THIS HARDCORE MOTHER FUCKER FUCKING READING WHILE THE ROOM IS FUCKIN ELECTROCUTED AND TELL ME TESLA IS NOT THE FUCKIN RADEST FUCKIN MAD SCIENTIST THAT EVER FUCKIN WALKED THIS EARTH


 

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Two sailors celebrating the end of World War II in style.

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My friends are really fucking weird (thank god)

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neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

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necrophilofthefuture:

realest.

tagged: carly  
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spicyshimmy:

BONES DON’T READ THIS ok this one’s for spock. you know how you always say fascinating and you’re like “fascinating” and sometimes you’re like “fascinating” and you raise your eyebrow and you’re thinking “fascinating” and ok bones isn’t reading this anymore i definitely touched some flowers on the away mission when bones made me promise not to. my hand is purple and kinda glowing. we gotta fix this

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thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

gridbugs:

gwnsstacys:

Nebula and Gamora

This looks like they’re launching into a Broadway-style antagonistic musical number a la Wicked.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought that

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kaylizle:

icarusbarnes:

all i want is for people to look at the parallels between gamora and nebula in gotg and thor and loki in thor, and give as much of a shit about nebula as they do loki

Nebullllllllla

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nowyoukno:

breakingnews:

Russia: Bank offers ‘free cat with every mortgage’

BBC News Monitoring: Russia’s largest bank is apparently loaning cats to clients who buy one of their mortgage products - as a sign of good luck.

Read more here

Photo: Sberbank

this is the news i want to hear about

tagged: becca  olivia  
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